Walice in Onderland (pronounced "Wallace in Underland [with a 'Bastonian' accent]")
Walice in Onderland, how did he get to Onderland?
He used a giant rubber band, that he stretched between two trees
And he puuulled it back, and he shot himself off
And that's how he got to Onderland
Walice met a Chesher Cat, and he tried to talk to a Dodo Bird
But the Dodo Bird wouldn't say a word...
Walice got mad and knocked him flat...
"Birds can't talk!" said the cat, "didn't you know that?"
Walice in Onderland, how did he get to Onderland?
He used a giant rubber band that he stretched between two trees
And he puuulled it back, and shot himself off
And that's how he got to Onderland
He met Humpty Dumpty on a wall, and Walice said "Sir, before you fall
Could you give some advice for when I'm tall...
Humpty Dumpty told him "The only thing better...
Than to love one another is to love TWO anothers"
Walice in Onderland, how did he get to Onderland?
He used a giant rubber band that he stretched between two trees
And he puuulled it back, and shot himself off
and that's how he got to Onderland
I bet you thought it was all it his head
But it was really under his bed